豆しば 4/20: Natto
i made a comic for my mom since our cat broke her cup
mom… dad…. mom… dad…. mom… dad…. *starts beatboxing* mom… dad…. mom… dad….
Write this on my tombstone
harry potter ship wars, aaron carter and hilary duff’s relationship in the news, rick rolling’s comeback, tamagotchis returning, sailor moon reboot, nelly on the radio forever, backstreet boys reunion tour w/ avril lavigne
WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE WITH YOUR EXACT INTERESTS BUT YOU’RE TOO SCARED TO TALK TO THEM
My mind is blown.
Here’s where she meets Prince Charming.
But she won’t discover
that it’s him till chapter three.
“There’s a lot of things I wanted to do and succeed in, but I fell down or stepped back or took a different course. I ain’t happy with myself, but I’m comfortable. I’m content. I have a dog and a place to live. I was homeless for 20 years. I used to sleep right here on these benches, and he lived outside with me. The place I moved into didn’t allow pets, but I wouldn’t live in a house without him, so they let me have him. He’s more than a dog; he’s my therapist. I wasn’t always a good boy. I couldn’t take responsibility for anything. Now I think about him. It’s only him and me. If I don’t come back home to feed him, he’s stuck in the house by himself. He’s my reason to come home.”
“How old is he?”
“Ten. We’re about the same age, we dress alike and we both have beards. We pretty much look alike.”
"Oh look, it is an human! I must do something cute for them.
Did you see it?
introverts: give their teacher an apple
extroverts: smash the classroom walls in, break the clock, don’t salute the flag
I hate when people say self harm and suicide is for the weak. I hate it so much, you have no idea what that person went through and how it affected them. You don’t have the right to say that.